Angela Barnett

Writer. Wig Wearer. Speakerupperer

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  • How A Couple Of Caterpillars Turned Me Into A Butterfly Murderer.

    How A Couple Of Caterpillars Turned Me Into A Butterfly Murderer.

    January 13, 2018

    Nobody warns you about the swan plant and how the ratio of caterpillars to leaves is all out of whack and you go from Earthmother to Butterfly Murderer in a few short weeks. Somebody needs to put that on the packaging.

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