Angela Barnett
Writer. Wig Wearer. Speakerupperer
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Fitful writer. Over Enthusiastic Dancer. Speakerruper
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I remember the day my world shattered. Six years old, living in Pakuranga, Auckland and my brother informed me that the Easter Bunny, Santa AND the Tooth Fairy were all big fat lies. What, you mean the Tooth Fairy doesn’t use children’s teeth to make grand pianos? Devastating. The stories would last far longer with…