Angela Barnett
Writer. Wig Wearer. Speakerupperer
recent posts
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- Darling I hope you don’t mind – we’re having shrivelled penis for dinner.
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Fitful writer. Over Enthusiastic Dancer. Speakerruper
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On our second night with six baby chicks, we couldn’t hear the TV. “Can you turn down the chickens,” said the Dimple. Peering into their box I found blood down the spine of one of them and the brood kept pecking the same bloody spot like it was pasta carbonara. I believe I squealed. Tedium…