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I have no idea how that unicorn bribed its way in there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:15:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2017/08/28/when-the-fear-has-gone-there-will-be-nothing-only-i-will-remain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angela-barnett-pregnant-2007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Pregnant 2007</image:title><image:caption>Bob and I made fabulous fat together (and I couldn't fit my shoes and I didn't care).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hiding-in-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiding in door</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2019/10/04/darling-i-hope-you-dont-mind-were-having-shrivelled-penis-for-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bad_cook_angela_barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad_cook_angela_barnett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/angela-barnett-sausge-penis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>This is exactly why tomato sauce was invented.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:11:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/11/07/do-or-do-not-there-is-no-try-unless-youre-hungover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/babrie-in-bath-beheaded-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babrie in bath beheaded guy</image:title><image:caption>Love Mariel Clayton's work. She does brilliantly unthinkable things to Barbie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funny-happy-mothers-day-photos-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-happy-mothers-day-photos-17</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2021/03/25/jealousy-is-love-and-hate-at-the-same-time-and-its-totally-stink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-jealousy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt CHicken jealousy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/green_eyed_monster_by_caelo_terra-d5aw49x.png</image:loc><image:title>green_eyed_monster_by_caelo_terra-d5aw49x</image:title><image:caption>I do actually have green eyes. But not this green.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:08:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2020/08/25/if-long-term-relationships-were-explained-on-condom-packets-they-might-be-used-more-often/</loc><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:04:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2021/11/16/are-you-a-useless-cook-well-punch-the-air-darhling-the-world-needs-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/non-foodie-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Non Foodie Angela Barnett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/angela-barnett-domestic-goddess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Domestic Goddess</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:03:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2020/04/16/since-when-did-my-boobs-turn-into-a-couple-of-envelopes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-boobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angela barnett stunt chicken boobs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/barnett-boobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barnett-boobs</image:title><image:caption>Us A Cups know all the tricks: distracting letters across the chest, ruffles, fake fur.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:02:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2018/06/02/4456/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-12-01T11:01:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2017/01/28/nobody-mentioned-that-having-a-boy-means-your-heart-gets-permanently-beaten-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/bonnie-kittle-302772-unsplash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bonnie-kittle-302772-unsplash</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Bonnie Kittle on Unsplash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/annie-spratt-177697-unsplash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>annie-spratt-177697-unsplash</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2017/04/05/scoliosis-my-old-friend-ive-come-to-talk-to-you-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/angela-barnett-back-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Back crop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/angela-barnett-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/39e3b304299107d93c03787ed4a7bb0d1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>39e3b304299107d93c03787ed4a7bb0d</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/39e3b304299107d93c03787ed4a7bb0d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>39e3b304299107d93c03787ed4a7bb0d</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/crooked_forest_angela.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crooked_Forest_Angela</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/angela-barnett-scoliosis-curvey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett scoliosis curvey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/angela-barnett-crooked-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett crooked house</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/angela-barnett-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Back</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2017/06/15/screw-skiing-and-other-things-youll-never-be-good-at/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/skiing-angela-ski-outfit-pink-stripes-square-e1497494197575.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>skiing Angela ski outfit pink stripes Square</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/skking-angela-barnett-ski-outfit-pink-stripes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skking Angela Barnett ski outfit pink stripes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:23:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2018/01/13/how-a-couple-of-caterpillars-turned-me-into-a-butterfly-murderer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/munching-caterpillar1-e1515629292321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munching caterpillar</image:title><image:caption>This guy was eating like a bulimic at a cupcake party</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/sean-stratton-487674.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-stratton-487674</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Sean Stratton on Unsplash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/munching-caterpillar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munching caterpillar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/marching-off-in-disgust.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marching off in disgust</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/looking-for-greener-pastures-e1515622989241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking for greener pastures</image:title><image:caption>This guy was looking for a new life, one with food in it...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cacooning-himself-e1515623060969.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cacooning himself</image:title><image:caption>Yoga for caterpillars</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/two-stalk-caterpillars-e1515622937754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two stalk caterpillars</image:title><image:caption>Survival of the fittest right here. Or possibly the fattest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2018/01/28/writers-block-it-could-be-your-ovaries-try-sorting-the-spice-rack-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/outside-the-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OUtside the box</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pourangelic-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PourAngelic 04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/angela-barnett.png</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/hand-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hand Angela Barnett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/angela-barnett-clothes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett clothes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-05T06:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2018/05/23/how-to-be-a-rock-star-in-2018-dont-even-try-just-surprise-the-dicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dan-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Reynolds</image:title><image:caption>I was so full of thunder myself I forgot to take any photos but my friend Richard took this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dan-reynolds-imagine-dragons-auckland-2018-blue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Reynolds Imagine Dragons Auckland 2018 Blue</image:title><image:caption>I was so full of thunder myself I forgot to take any photos but my friend Richard took this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2019/02/25/oh-puhlease-not-the-45-year-old-selfie-yuck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-blue-bathroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett blue bathroom</image:title><image:caption>No photoshop. No botox. No makeup. No filters. Me and my older-than-young-ness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-eyeball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Eyeball</image:title><image:caption>This is actually my favourite .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-bathroom-smile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Bathroom Smile</image:title><image:caption>Ok. Not more bullshit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-bed-sideways-minx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Bed Sideways Minx</image:title><image:caption>Phew. Finally, she's 45 and looks 35 shot. About time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-bed-mouth-open.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Bed Mouth Open</image:title><image:caption>God, I could write a whole blog post on how to not take a selfie. Don't do this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-bed-lying-barnett-close-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Bed Lying Barnett Close Up</image:title><image:caption>Closer is not always better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-glowy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett glowy</image:title><image:caption>Phone glow = pretend glowy skin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/angela-barnett-wrinkles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Wrinkles</image:title><image:caption>First rule of selfies: don't look down.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2019/05/14/oh-yes-i-masturbate-said-no-mother-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/angela-barnett-lucille-ball-champagne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Lucille Ball champagne</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T02:17:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/04/29/mean-girls-has-got-nothin-on-our-chickens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_7351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our forest critters.</image:title><image:caption>Our new bath is attracting all sorts of critters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kayla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We borrow the neighbors dog for some loving.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/marley-chick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not the cuddliest of pets.</image:title><image:caption>Not the cuddliest of pets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chicks-bitches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chickens, a bit like sharks, go a little nuts when they draw blood.</image:title><image:caption>Chickens, a bit like sharks, go a little nuts when they draw blood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/10/16/witches-are-so-terribly-nice-these-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/marley-with-rebar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marley with rebar</image:title><image:caption>The Toddler with one of rebars the wiccans bent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/goddess-statue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GODDESS STATUE</image:title><image:caption>No ghouls - just goddess statues everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:44:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2015/08/26/angelabarnettbulimias-a-demanding-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/fucking-awesome-bulimics-i-know-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Basic RGB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/03/09/14-uncomfortable-things-to-know-about-moving-countries-with-young-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bowie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/travel-quotes-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>travel-quotes-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hans-christina-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hans christina anderson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ed-hilary-quote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ed hilary quote</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_m9ixsuiynt1qboyowo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m9ixsuiYnT1qboyowo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/saskia-climbing-playground-low-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saskia climbing playground - Low res</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pleasonton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pleasonton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/banned-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banned baby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2014/03/29/old-age-is-no-place-for-sissies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/photo-four-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo four girls</image:title><image:caption>Mamas. So bad ass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/photo-stage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo stage</image:title><image:caption>Eminem on stage. All four mamas wanted to both mother and snog him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2014/05/20/sons-they-dont-hold-your-hand-for-very-long-but-they-always-hold-your-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/angela-barnett-piha-pool-bob-dactyl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Piha Pool Bob Dactyl</image:title><image:caption>Piha. Totally sucky stink lame nothing-to-do god awful place. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/angela-barnett-lion-rock-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Lion Rock Baby</image:title><image:caption>It looks more like a rhino horn here but from certain angles Lion Rock looks just like a perched Lion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:25:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/11/17/i-didnt-think-id-miss-being-needed-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/2015-saskia-bike-riding-hawkes-bay-square.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-saskia-bike-riding-hawkes-bay-square</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/12/10/a-57-year-old-fijian-taxi-driver-showed-me-i-was-a-sexist-git/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T22:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2015/12/26/its-not-what-you-say-its-how-you-ride-your-camel-that-counts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kb2-karen-barnett-on-camel-cairo-egypt-photo-julene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KB2 Karen Barnett on camel, Cairo, Egypt Photo Julene</image:title><image:caption>My mother in Cairo, Egypt. 1963</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-29T23:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/01/14/the-tragedy-of-getting-old-is-that-you-still-feel-28-in-your-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ridiculous-awesoeness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ridiculous Awesoeness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lush-girl-horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lush girl horse</image:title><image:caption>I've finally accepted I won't be the girl on the horse - I'm the lush in the funny hat next to the fillies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-29T08:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/08/28/the-only-fashion-to-wear-is-not-care/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/eugenie-ruway-all-w-sign-gingerella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eugenie ruway all w sign Gingerella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/angela-barnett-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ANgela Barnett eye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/faltmate-shoes-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faltmate shoes angela barnett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/apple-wall-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apple Wall Angela Barnett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/angela-barnett-shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ANgela Barnett shoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/people-looking-good-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>People looking good ANgela Barnett</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-29T08:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/11/14/ill-take-high-fructose-corn-syrup-fuelled-candy-thanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/the-vaders1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Vaders</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Darth was fond of her husband, but as for those goody-two-shoes step-children...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rihanna-lady-gaga-weed-halloween-costumes-hl_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rihanna-lady-gaga-weed-halloween-costumes-hl_0</image:title><image:caption>Even Gaga feels the pressure of The Idea.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-26T04:28:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/01/31/nose-jobs-for-kids-no-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/angela-barnett-blog-lots-games-endangered-bodies.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>angela-barnett-blog-lots-games-endangered-bodies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/liposuction-image-angela-barnett.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>liposuction-image-angela-barnett</image:title><image:caption>This one gets me frothing. Poor Ella has a thigh gap for goodnessake but she's admonished for being too weighty. And the solution is to shove a hose into her skin. How about a game that teaches Ella how to use a bow and arrow and shoot it into Board Room tables and her strength and size means she's deadly with her shot? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/eight_col_cosmetic_surgery_simulator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eight_col_cosmetic_surgery_simulator</image:title><image:caption>I don't know about your daughters but I don't want mine fantasising about having lips like this. I mean OUCH.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/endangered-bodies-nz-petition-org-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>endangered-bodies-nz-petition-org-image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-26T04:19:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2015/09/13/when-you-hit-rock-bottom-the-only-thing-to-do-is-bounce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/zambian-kids-radio-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zambian kids radio school</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/angela-barnett-zanzibar-2003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett zanzibar 2003</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/angela-barnett-new-zealand-summer-20041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angela barnett new zealand summer 2004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/angela-barnett-new-zealand-summer-2004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angela barnett new zealand summer 2004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/angela-barnett-kenya-safari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angela barnett kenya safari</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-26T04:07:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/03/24/the-worst-diet-ever-invented-is-about-to-get-its-ass-kicked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-blue-concert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Blue concert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-family-pirate-top-just-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken family pirate top just me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-rene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Rene</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken Wedding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-jeep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ANgela Barnett stunt chicken jeep</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunti-chicken-w-steve1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunti Chicken w Steve</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-couch-brother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ANgela Barnett Stunt Chicken Couch Brother</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunti-chicken-w-steve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunti Chicken w Steve</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-1991-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken 1991 car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-1989-smoking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken 1989 smoking</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-10T01:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/05/26/i-dont-want-my-daughter-to-be-pretty-i-want-her-to-be-pretty-smart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pretty-smart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty Smart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-31T22:42:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/04/12/what-if-the-pessimists-are-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angela-barnett-oxfam-finish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Oxfam Finish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angela-barnett-ohope-pose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Ohope Pose</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angela-barnett-water-melon-stunt-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Water Melon Stunt Chicken</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angela-barnett-text-april-1st.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Text April 1st</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-01T07:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/03/10/news-flash-nymphs-are-out-strong-is-the-new-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-bad-ad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken Bad Ad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-bad-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken Bad Ad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-16T21:50:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2016/02/05/why-in-exactly-810-words-everyone-should-read-charlottes-web-to-their-daughters-and-sons-and-nieces-and-nephews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/charlottes-web-image-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlottes web image angela barnett</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-06T09:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/04/02/anniversary-dates-always-disastrous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't look like much but this fallen drunk trunk meant no way IN to the woods, which meant no way OUT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/love-story-is-beautiful-for-dimple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>love story is beautiful for dimple</image:title><image:caption>This one's for you, Mr Dimple.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-03T13:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/07/19/wannabe-rednecks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/beer-in-pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer in pool</image:title><image:caption>The other thing we love is that everyone drinks Coors Light. A most unmanly beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/09/30/the-grass-is-officially-greener/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into-the-woods_chris_moss_photorgraphy_horse_beatles_shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Woods_Chris_Moss_Photorgraphy_Horse_Beatles_Shot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into-the-woods_chris_moss_photorgraphy_vic_bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Woods_Chris_Moss_Photorgraphy_Vic_Bar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into-the-woods_chris_moss_photorgraphy_river.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Woods_Chris_Moss_Photorgraphy_River</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into_the_woods_chris_moss_photography_nightsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into_the_Woods_Chris_Moss_Photography_Nightsky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into-the-woods_chris_moss_photorgraphy_our_house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Woods_Chris_Moss_Photorgraphy_Our_House</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into_the_woods_chris_moss_photography_noyo_vista.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into_the_Woods_Chris_Moss_Photography_Noyo_Vista</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into-the-woods_chris_moss_photorgraphy_rene_pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Woods_Chris_Moss_Photorgraphy_Rene_pig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into-the-woods_chris_moss_photorgraphy_horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into the Woods_Chris_Moss_Photorgraphy_Horse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into_the_woods_chris_moss_photography_orchard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into_the_Woods_Chris_Moss_Photography_Orchard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/into_the_woods_chris_moss_photography_forest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Into_the_woods_Chris_Moss_Photography_Forest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/11/01/our-big-lebowski-moment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/day-of-dead-skulls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>day of dead skulls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/puttingflowersonopaswreathboat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PuttingFlowersOnOpasWreathBoat</image:title><image:caption>Decorating the boat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/girls-at-night-fourseome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girls at night fourseome</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:33:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/12/05/mummy-what-are-those-jewels-between-her-legs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bob-and-dactyl-delighted-by-donald-duck-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob and Dactyl delighted by Donald Duck Angela Barnett</image:title><image:caption>Not even Donald Duck could get a wave out of the 'Dactyl. She doesn't do strangers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bob-dactyl-dimple-grand-canyon-heli-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Dactyl Dimple Grand Canyon Heli Angela Barnett</image:title><image:caption>Erm, darlings have you noticed anything GRAND here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bottoms-in-vegas-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bottoms in Vegas Angela Barnett</image:title><image:caption>So many bottoms in Vegas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bob-and-dactyl-watching-acrobats-inside-hotel-angela-barnett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob and Dactyl watching acrobats inside hotel Angela Barnett</image:title><image:caption>After breakfast, we spotted a woman on her back tossing a table in the air.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:32:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/12/30/i-hope-my-nose-wont-grow-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/angela-barnett-tequila-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett tequila face</image:title><image:caption>My face when I discovered I had forgotten to leave money out from Tooth Fairy. *</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/angela-barnett-into-the-woods-fiji.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Into the Woods Fiji</image:title><image:caption>Not sure how, but that chubby red and white guy lives up there in the white stuff. Forever apparently.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/angela-barnett-into-the-woods-looking-for-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Into the Woods Looking For Santa</image:title><image:caption>Searching for evidence on Christmas morning. If only the rain hadn't washed most of it away...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2014/01/23/calling-all-attention-seeking-nut-jobs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lisa-simpson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lisa Simpson</image:title><image:caption>That Lisa... so bright... so bossy... so bulimic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2014/02/23/life-is-so-much-easier-when-i-dont-think-about-the-fine-opinion-of-others/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/angela-barnett-upside-of-unpacking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Upside of unpacking</image:title><image:caption>The upside of emptying boxes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/angela-barnett-grandma-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Grandma Art</image:title><image:caption>The offensive art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/angela-barnett-bob-and-the-dactyl-selling-their-wares.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Bob and the 'Dactyl selling their wares</image:title><image:caption>The rather bored entrepreneur and his equally uninterested assistant.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2014/06/27/love-is-like-an-earthquake-unpredictable-scary-but-when-the-hard-part-is-over-you-realize-its-good-to-be-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-the-kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett Stunt Chicken The kiss</image:title><image:caption>That picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/angela-barnett-kids-surfing-together-bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett kids surfing together bus</image:title><image:caption>How most Piha children would prefer to get to school.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:25:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2014/12/22/its-not-happily-ever-after-its-happily-hanging-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/angela-barnett-stunt-chicken-cow-farmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett stunt Chicken Cow farmer</image:title><image:caption>You can imagine how annoyed I was that I didn't stand in the taller hole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/angela-barnett-mopheads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Barnett mopheads</image:title><image:caption>Recycled mops.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ahipara-dimple-bob-back-turned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ahipara Dimple Bob back turned</image:title><image:caption>Best I start working on my sign language.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/us-at-geoffs-40th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Us at geoff's 40th</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T09:21:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2015/05/05/dear-blonde-bombshell-sociopathic-liar-its-not-your-fault-its-ours-for-believing-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/stunt-chicken-a-barnett-peppermint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>Here's Belle on the cover of Peppermint.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-11T09:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/11/26/does-my-butt-look-big-in-this-continent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ic-cute-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IC cute girl</image:title><image:caption>Bridget's younger sister. She would be 15 now. &#13;
The 'Dactyl said, after hearing me read this post to the Dimple, 'Girls Can Be Polar Bears.' I hope she never stops dreaming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-polar-bear_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny Polar Bear_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_2900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2900</image:title><image:caption>Schools in Zambia don't always have fancy things like doors and desks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T00:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/08/28/the-space-pilot-the-sewer-the-jock-and-her-lover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/angela-woods-bob-dactyl-on-climbing-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Woods Bob dactyl on climbing wall</image:title><image:caption>The 'Dactyl being spidergirl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/angela-woods-bob-and-mama-on-high-ropes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DCIM100GOPRO</image:title><image:caption>The view from the trees. Bob could barely reach the wires and his Mama badly wanted to clap with pride.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T01:22:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/08/23/summer-of-lovin%e2%80%99-and-not-being-a-dick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/marley-playing-freeze-with-boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marley playing freeze with boys</image:title><image:caption>Bob has no fear in his hood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/overnights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Overnights</image:title><image:caption>Sharing a secret always feels better in the dark.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lady-gaga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady Gaga</image:title><image:caption>Lady Gaga - aloof, even in her own garden.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/09/04/you-know-its-serious-when-911-calls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/westport-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEstport sunset</image:title><image:caption>When the sun set at Westport Beach, the 'Dactyl announced it was having a swim. We miss sunsets in the woods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/11/30/i-said-a-kitten-not-a-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/woodshop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woodshop</image:title><image:caption>Bob teaching the 'Dactyl how to swing a hammer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/turkeys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turkeys</image:title><image:caption>So many wild turkeys just before Thanksgiving... teasing us!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/03/06/its-wawder-mom-not-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tirau-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tirau pic</image:title><image:caption>Even the buildings in New Zealand stick their tongues out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/us-on-a-date.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unbelievably, we even got used to living an hour from the nearest bar. </image:title><image:caption>Amazingly, we even got used to living an hour from the nearest cool bar. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/haka-tongues.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob and the 'Dactyl teaching the Other 4 Year Old how to Do Maori.</image:title><image:caption>Bob and the 'Dactyl teaching the Other Camp Four-Year-Old how to Do Maori.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dactyl-on-the-plane-doing-tongue1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The 'Dactyl on the plane back to San Francisco, attempting to haka her tongue.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dactyl-on-the-plane-doing-tongue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dactyl on the plane doing tongue</image:title><image:caption>The 'Dactyl on the plane demonstrating how loud she was going to be once the lights were dim.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/06/01/an-utterly-terribly-horribly-awful-brain-fart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stock-vector-kiwi-road-sign-41400685.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stock-vector-kiwi-road-sign-41400685</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/avenue_of_the_giants_humboldt_redwoods_state_park_1574r-0170151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A</image:title><image:caption>Highway 20, between Willits and Fort Bragg is like SH1 in New Zealand between Taupo and Tokoroa but imagine the trees come right down to the road, it’s much narrower, windier and full of angry SUVs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/avenue_of_the_giants_humboldt_redwoods_state_park_1574r-017015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/worlds-cutest-raccoons-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worlds-cutest-raccoons-19</image:title><image:caption>By the looks of it, the greedy ‘coon didn’t take any chickens home to his wife and children. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/07/26/nature-that-place-where-large-birds-fly-about-uncooked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/saskia-hiding-behind-beet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saskia hiding behind beet</image:title><image:caption>Plants no longer commit suicide under my watch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dsc01060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01060</image:title><image:caption>The Camp Garden is a mighty beast growing plants of Triffid-like proportions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/garden-of-dreams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garden-of-dreams</image:title><image:caption>The best way to garden is, with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, telling someone else where to dig - Texas Bix Bender.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/first-carrot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First carrot</image:title><image:caption>The first teenage mutant ninja carrot. OK, so maybe I won't feed them vodka next time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/first-beet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First beet</image:title><image:caption>Beets are such flirts - appearing all ripe and ready above the ground when there's not much substance underneath.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/09/14/the-day-my-heart-strutted-off-without-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bob-vader.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Vader</image:title><image:caption>Meet Bob Vader - a kind of YMCA'd version of Darth. He's coming with us this Halloween and instructed the Dimple to be Hans Solo, the 'Dactyl gets to be Princess Leia (of course) and I have to be Chewie. The great hairy oaf. Can't wait.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lightsabering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lightsabering</image:title><image:caption>It's a little known fact that Obi-Wan Kenobi used to train Luke with a plastic lightsaber - to save on gas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:28:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/12/15/slotting-kind-of-like-slutting-but-not-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/some-times-a-girl-just-doesnt-want-to-wear-gumboots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Some times a girl just doesn't want to wear gumboots.</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes, a girl just doesn't want to wear gumboots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/red-carpet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red carpet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/trolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolls</image:title><image:caption>I never thought I would hanker to be dwarfed by giant trolls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/trolls-wellington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolls wellington</image:title><image:caption>Instead of trees, I wanted to be dwarfed by giant trolls.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:27:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2013/01/30/trying-not-to-screw-up-the-daughter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/balloon-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balloon girl</image:title><image:caption>It's always the ugliest dresses that come in the hand-me-down bag - the ones I don't manage to shred first - that become the favs.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/feety.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feety</image:title><image:caption>The ‘Dactyl does actually have big feet. It was noted when she first popped out - how big her feet were &lt;em&gt;for a girl&lt;/em&gt;. She couldn’t even walk, barely had her first breath and she was already categorized. &lt;em&gt;Lovely eyes but did you see those hooves?...&lt;/em&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T05:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/11/05/no-everything-is-not-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/8379886_s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8379886_s</image:title><image:caption>I'm expecting a bottom like this after dancing all night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pumpkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkins</image:title><image:caption>People tell us it's AWESOME we come from New Zealand. One check out girl asked me whether I missed home and when I said yes, she said, AWESOME!? I was tempted to tell her my child was deaf to see if she said AWESOME to that too. Mind you, I guess she's right, it is pretty darn fabulous coming from New Zealand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/awesomeness-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awesomeness-bear</image:title><image:caption>If a muffin is awesome then what's this? Fortunately, this was not found in our woods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T06:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2012/01/12/the-cabin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dsc00518.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00518</image:title><image:caption>The pixies love it in the forest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>painting</image:title><image:caption>The Dimple's pal, Spencer painted this - that's him on the right in the blue hat. That's the Dimple on the left with the club foot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T06:18:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/10/31/im-strangely-obsessed-with-seeing-a-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bear-poo-two-low-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bear Poo two low res</image:title><image:caption>I can't explain why I want to meet the creature who did this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/5016_2000jul_camp_bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5016_2000Jul_Camp_Bear</image:title><image:caption>The Dimple woo'd me to Camp with pictures like this (taken in 2000)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bear-poo-low-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bear Poo low res</image:title><image:caption>I can't explain why I want to meet the creature that did this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T17:26:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/10/04/even-murderers-were-five-year-old-boys-once/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sign-low-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sign - low res</image:title><image:caption>He left his mark on a stump in our Camp; a permanent reminder of what went down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/man-in-foliage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man in foliage</image:title><image:caption>Sacramento sherrif waits in the foliage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/more-soldiers-arrive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>more soldiers arrive</image:title><image:caption>Sacramento  sherrifs arrive in the woods.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/4-dot-reticle-lo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4.Dot-reticle-lo</image:title><image:caption>How Aaron saw the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-30T20:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/09/23/middle-class-refugees-is-our-new-theme-song/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>city</image:title><image:caption>While the Dimple and Bob are surviving on three t-shirts each, I’m relieved, in our panic to escape the woods, I squeezed six pairs of shoes into our monstrous Chevy .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mt-shasta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mt Shasta</image:title><image:caption>Pausing to pose, half way up Mount Shasta.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>train</image:title><image:caption>Armed Police ride the front of the train through the woods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T05:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/09/09/naked-bliss-dear%c2%a0tracy%e2%80%a6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/naked-summer-children.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer children</image:title><image:caption>It's impossible for the Toddler and 'Dactyl to pass by the river and remain clothed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heavy-traffic-at-camp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heavy traffic at camp</image:title><image:caption>Morning traffic at camp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/family-in-fort-bragg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>family in fort bragg</image:title><image:caption>For the record; here we are - not broken - at Fort Bragg beach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/laugh-cry-stone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laugh cry stone</image:title><image:caption>A teenage girl painted this rock.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-23T03:44:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/07/13/cinderella-was-a-veterinarian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marley-playing-freeze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MARLEY PLAYING FREEZE</image:title><image:caption>Bob playing 'Freeze' with some eight-year-old campers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marley-on-field-rd-cheyenne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marley on field rd cheyenne</image:title><image:caption>Bob (far right) hooning around with campers.  They called him 'The Little Guy' until they learned his name.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/running-down-to-camp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running down to camp</image:title><image:caption>The 'Dactyl and Bob legging it to Camp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dont-go-overseas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>don't go overseas</image:title><image:caption>A message from an eight year old girl to her Father.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/iroguoy-messaeg-about-dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iroguoy messaeg about  Dad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/no-way-princess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no way princess</image:title><image:caption>The 'Dactyl may insist on wearing a pink frilly dress, but she's pretty good with a drill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dsc00401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00401</image:title><image:caption>Bob and the 'Dactyl waiting for their Mama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T06:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/06/07/forty-year-olds-dont-make-friends-as-quickly-as-four-year-olds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc00450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00450</image:title><image:caption>No way stumpy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc004491.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00449</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc00449.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00449</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc00452.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00452</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/giving-tree-image.png</image:loc><image:title>giving tree image</image:title><image:caption>This is the book (this isn't me though).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/me-marley-and-saskia-on-grove-log.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me, marley and saskia on grove log</image:title><image:caption>Finally, feeling on top!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/close-up-mama-headband.jpg</image:loc><image:title>close up mama headband</image:title><image:caption>I hid behind large glasses, A LOT, when we first arrived.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mama-kristi-birthday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama Kristi birthday</image:title><image:caption>We joke that we live on a commune; in reality that's the best way to live here .  Except for the husband swapping part.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-08T08:40:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/05/06/i-forgot-to-pack-my-diphthongs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ten-floors-up-hawaii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ten floors up Hawaii</image:title><image:caption>Being ten floors away from the pool, we heard a lot of accents.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pourangelic-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PourAngelic 04</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T06:57:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/04/07/storm-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/skunk-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skunk Train</image:title><image:caption>The Skunk Train: a daily visitor during summer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/slip-on-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>This poor tree woke up with a completely different view.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/henry-cake1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henry cake</image:title><image:caption>The cake (crafted by the Dimple) was the only train thing at Bob’s party.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-03-02T11:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/03/03/if-scarcity-is-the-mother-of-invention-then-darkness-must-be-the-father/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/house-on-shelf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house on shelf</image:title><image:caption>This is a house that Bob* and his mother built.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/trees-and-sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees and sun</image:title><image:caption>The sun likes to play hide and seek with us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/camp-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camp sign</image:title><image:caption>Our sign needs updating.  Winter population should now say 8.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/generator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>generator</image:title><image:caption>This small switch in our kitchen gives us lights, sound and action.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-04T04:56:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2011/01/21/honey-is-that-a-cougar-in-the-garden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brown-stump-slit-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspicious stumps...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cougar-in-garden-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cougar in Rain Forest</image:title><image:caption>Fortunately, I didn't take this photo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dsc09219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09219</image:title><image:caption>The Dimple and the Other Camp Dad show off their handiwork. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dsc09130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09130</image:title><image:caption>The woods come alive.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/widow-maker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>widow maker</image:title><image:caption>Branches falling from 200 feet make lethal spears (called widow makers!).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-11T18:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/07/12/what-paradise-dear-carmel/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-23T23:54:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/08/16/butter-fingers-dear-dad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dactyl-shooting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dactyl shooting</image:title><image:caption>The 'Dactyl's starting early.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/boys-shooting-hoops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boys shooting hoops</image:title><image:caption>Camp boys shooting hoops.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-23T23:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/07/18/not-guilty-dear-olivia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/whacky-trees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whacky trees</image:title><image:caption>Crazy trees, crazy place.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-23T23:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/07/21/swallowing-it-dear-justine/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-23T23:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/12/23/girls-are-loud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/saskia-with-knickers-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saskia with knickers tree</image:title><image:caption>Just the five pairs of knickers will do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/saskia-on-tyre-swing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saskia on tyre swing</image:title><image:caption>Nature knows no boundaries</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-19T04:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/06/30/mother-natures-chortling/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-03T06:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/11/12/city-city-bang-bang/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dupre-e1289435381732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dupre</image:title><image:caption>The Toddler squeals with glee when he sees Capri.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/handgun-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handgun book</image:title><image:caption>The Dimple's bedtime reading</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-12T01:54:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/06/19/locomotion-bliss-dear-milo/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-16T21:05:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/10/01/im-coming-back-as-a-pig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-pigs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The pigs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/land-of-giant-trees-grove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Land of giant trees grove</image:title><image:caption>The trees don't fuck around; they know how to grow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://angelabarnett.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/our-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our house</image:title><image:caption>The cabin</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-13T22:55:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/06/07/wife-keeping-101-dear-tina/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-17T15:35:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/06/02/too-young-to-be-widowed/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-17T15:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/06/28/brainstorming-away-dear-andrea/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-17T15:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/07/04/harden-up-with-toxins-dear-shaun/</loc><lastmod>2023-01-06T00:43:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/07/12/does-my-nose-look-forty-dear-steph/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-13T04:14:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me/2010/08/06/living-in-your-head/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-12T22:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://angelabarnett.me</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-11T08:35:15+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
