Are You A Useless Cook? Well, Punch The Air Darhling, The World Needs You.

Your kids might ask for a cake from Pak N Save every birthday but you’re not a bad mother. You’re just a baddass woman who doesn’t cook like Lucy Lawless, Ariana Huffington, and my friend Claire. And you’re a vital member of the social ecosystem. … More Are You A Useless Cook? Well, Punch The Air Darhling, The World Needs You.

Darling I hope you don’t mind – we’re having shrivelled penis for dinner.

Arianna Huffington was in New Zealand recently and she admitted to something that was appalling. Unthinkable. Outrageous.  Disgraceful. “I can’t cook,” she said. How could she have missed domestic goddess on her path to global domination? To be any kind of woman over thirty these days you’re meant to know your caraway seeds from your … More Darling I hope you don’t mind – we’re having shrivelled penis for dinner.