For mothers, if you mention ménage à moi at a party, even if you’re talking about the benefits of increased circulation, reduced stress, good complexion and an energized system, people look at you like you’ve got no knickers on… Suddenly, once you’ve sexed your way into a baby, you’re not sexy if you talk about masturbation, you’re just a little bit weird. … More Oh Yes I Masturbate. Said No Mother Ever.
It’s OK for mothers to marvel at the rubbish truck boy. Get all titillated by 50 shades of spanking. Want sexy lingerie. Demand a good servicing. But it’s not OK to admit, that after going to yoga, writing a report, and picking up the groceries you flicked the bean until it was time to get the … More Oh Yes I Wank. Said No Mother Ever.